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one of the best sites to send picture messages

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Let me guess what U R doing...
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Oho!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

message23

Be a flower 2 all gardens,
Be a smile 2 all faces,
Be a waterfall 2 all mountains,
And the most important…

Be a Good Brother to All Beautiful Gals.

sad post 11

kaha usne bharosa dil par itna nae karte kaha mein ne k mohabat mein kabhi soch...

sad post 10

chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikli,
kuch pal thari phir chal nikli,
unse kya kahein wo to sacche the,
saayad hamari takdir he humse khafa nikli.

sad post 9

is do pal ki zindgi me tanhai kyu hai ,
logon ko hamse ruswai kyu hai,
is duniya me insaan kam to nahi ,
phir mere saath sirf meri parchaai kyu hai .

sad post 8

dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota ,
dil ho pyassa to paani se gujara nahi hota ,
koi dekhe to hamari bebasi ,
hum sab ke ho jate hain par koi hamara nahi hota .

sad post 7

aankhon me aansuon ko ubharne na diya,
mitti ke motiyon ko bikharne na diya,
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmon ke nishaan,
us raah se kisi ko gujarne na diya .

sad post 6

link to create your own colorful messages

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link for lyrics of hindi songs

www.manishsongs.blogspot.com

sad post 5

Jisse dil diya woh Delhi chali gai
jis se pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gai
Dil ne kaha k khutkushi kar le ae zaalim
taar ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai

sad post 4

Kitna bedard zamana hai ke isse har raaz chupana padta hai...
Dard bhi ho dil me agar, mehfil me muskurana padta hai.

sad post 3

Na Chaho Kisi Ko Itna Ki, Chahat Tumhari Majburi Ban Jaye, Chaho Kisi Ko
Itna, Ke Tumhara Pyar Uske Liye Zaruri Ban Jaye

sad post 2

hum haste hain to woh samajhte hain ki inhe aadat hai muskuraane ki lekin
woh nadaan kya samjhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gham chupane ki!

sad post1

har waqt intehaan leti hai zindagi,har waqt sadme deti hai zindagi,
par zindagi se shikwa kaise karein,aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi!!! THIS 1 IS TOTALLY FIT FOR ME

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message 21

THE:5 Facts in d World....... .......





Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;..................















Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it............



















Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... .................




















Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!..............























Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so forward this soon ....

message20

In kaale kaale naino ki kya baat hum karen,In nakhre vaaliyon ki kya baat hum karen, Itni fursat se banaya hai inhe khuda ne, Inse dil lagane vaalo ki hum shikayat kya kare,Woh hansi …Woh adaa… Hai woh sharmo-hyaa, Is chand ki surat ko Hum chand kya kahe, Ek jhalak ki deewani hai jiski yeh duniya, Uske didar ki shikayat hum kya kare

message 19

Intezaar to kareiN ke jab vo aaye bhiBhool jaayeiN hum chhodeiN jo mere saaye bhiKal subah yeh zindagi jo na rahiTamaasha dekheNge apne aur paraaye bhiVo gair hai to gair ban-na bhi seekh leYaadoN meiN aake baar-baar aazmaaye bhiKehta hai duniya ko chhoD dega humeiNMuD ke dekhe baar-baar, ghabraaye bhiYeh kaisa khuda hai mere dostoKhud hi lagaaye aag, khud hi bhujaaye bhiShikwa bhi to kya kareiN hum kisi seKhoya ik humsafar to lakhoN rehnuma paaye

proud to be an indian

links

1. for animations
2. many animations like
3. for hello
4. for love
5. for frdship
6. and many more
7. click on the link :_

http://www.zangygraphics.com/picture.php?c=goodday&n=17

links

1. http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/s/su/susush/540306_indian_flag.jpg
2. for indian flag >
3. to show ur love to ur country .

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ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..a ganpat ganpat...a ganpat ganpat...COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODYCOMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDYCOMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY{send a scrap.>send a scrap.>send a scrap.>}IN THE ORKUT.. ALL OVER INDIA...WE ARE THE BHAI..WE ARE THE BHAI..orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..a ganpat ganpat...a ganpat chal... scrap bhej

link of frds

• www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=baby&nopub=alt=&url=http://www.orkut.com
• for setting of ur orkut profile .

song of dhoom 2

dil lagaa naa dil jala se dil jala jaayegaaishq kar naa ishq hi tujhe tadpaayegaa) - 2koi ye maane naa koi ye jaane naamaine toh jaanaa hai ishq leta hai jaan.(dhoom dhoom just take my lifedhoom dhoom just break my heartdhoom dhoom just tear apart) - 2aa lele tu meri jaanyeh ishq hai rab ki duaayeh ishq to sabko huaayeh junoon hai nashaa haisukoon hai mazaa haidiloon ki sadaa haiyeh tu jaan leoh yeh love hai foreveryeh love choote neveryeh love for you dilbarmeri maan lekoi ye maane naa koi ye jaane naamaine toh jaanaa hai ishq leta hai jaandhoom dhoom just take my lifedhoom dhoom just break my heartdhoom dhoom just tear apartaa lele tu meri jaankisko pataa yeh pal naa ho jo aaj hai kal naa hooh yeh love takes you higher yeh love hai desireyeh love to hai fire yeh love takes you faryeh jalaa de, mita de vafaa de, dagaa de yeh hai ek sazaakoi ye maane na

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1= I like you2= I love you3= You're funny4= You're cool5= I don't really care for your personality6= I wanna be you7= You're sexy8= You have a nice body9= I hate you10= You're boring11= your gay and your just a waste of air12= You have an awesome personality13= I want a kiss14= I wanna be your best friend15= I want to go out with you16= I'm looking for a relationship with you17= be wit me18= you're cute19= I don’t know you well enough20= I want you in my life21= lets give it another try22= I can forgive you lets try it!23= no one can ever replace u24= being your friend is really great25= u never change26= u silly as hell27= I miss u28= I want u and only u29= can we just make up for old time sake!30= I want a one night stand with uwhich 5numbers will u giv me?please reply ok

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A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule andthe only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after oneweek of study, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheets of smallpaper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs.No bodies, no feet, just legs.The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally hestomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher'sdesk. "This is the worst test I have ever written." The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anythingand you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "You tell me..."

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A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule andthe only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after oneweek of study, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheets of smallpaper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs.No bodies, no feet, just legs.The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally hestomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher'sdesk. "This is the worst test I have ever written." The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anythingand you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, "You tell me..."

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Reasons for Amitabh's stomach ache:1) excessive intake of chvanprash2) pepsi zyada ho gayi3) hajmola kam pad gaya 4) teeka bhi nahi lagwaya hoga5) bhool se asian paints kha liya hoga6) pappu ki choclate expire ho gayi hogi.Test for DementiaBelow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?Let's find out just how clever you really are.Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)First Question:You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!Try not to screw up in the next question.To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?Answer: If you answered that you are second t

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Dosti pehli baarish ki boondo mein hai,
Dosti khilte phoolon ki khushboo mein hai,
Dosti dhalte sooraj ki kirano mein hai,
Dosti har naye din ki umeed hai,
Dosti khawaab hai,dosti jeet hai,
Dosti pyaar hai,dosti geet hai,
Dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai,
Dosti har khushi,dosti zindagi,
Dosti tishnagi,dosti bandagi hai,
Dosti sang chalti hawao mein hai,
Dosti in barasti ghatao mein hai,
Dosti dosto ki wafao mein hai,
Haath utha ke jo maangi gayi hai dua,
Dosti ka asar un duao mein hai..!!!

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Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore. They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one, which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or other wise lift will not be available and they have to take the steps. They agreed and went out.After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30 . Since lift is not available they decided to take the stairways, under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that has to last for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, "

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One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didnt Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean andsaid that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the wayback and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit inseparate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS

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Santa And The SalesmanSanta enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he needed. Santa replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!" Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows

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Since Amitabh Bachchan''''s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.NANA PATEKAR: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.SHATRUGHAN SINHA: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.DHARMENDRA: Galat jawab! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.AMRISH PURI: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua!SANJAY DUTT: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar eech phod dalega.MITHUN CHAKRAWORTY: Eeyaeech! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.JEETENDRA: Lekin kyoon? (groan) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.

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NewsA man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of Delhi. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.A Times of India reporter was seeing all this.He said"That was great.I'll definitely publish this in our newspaper.Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".Reporter said " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.I'm a Pakistani national by origin".Next day, the headline in the paper read................................Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG

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A software engineer's profileProfile of a Software Engineer (Orkut)... About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!") Relationship status : what?Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me. Age : 10111 Here for: web browsing in company hours. Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!) Ethnicity : Programmer. Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101 Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions. Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!! Humor : weekly.Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag. Smoking: The second gre

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A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.Bill: So now, try to search something.Sardarji: I got a wire.Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India. Next year Bill was in IndiaSardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest.Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.Sardarji : more...more. .... Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.Sardarji : Did you get anything?Bill : No, there is nothing here.Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

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Statutory warning: I'll not be responsible for your state of mind after reading this PJ. Soread at your own risk.Question : What is the opposite of Achaar......................................................................................................................No, nooo.. its not Vichaar..............................................SochoSocho........................................................Chalo main batata hoon.........................................................................................Opposite of Achaar is Onion Par Kaisse???? Aise :: Achaar = Pickle = pee-kalOpposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aaj = peeaaaj == Onion....Hence proved!!!! I know what is going in your head now..??????? ????

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What is height of Fashion?A. Dhoti with a zip2. What is height of Secrecy?A. Offering blank visiting cards.3. What is height of Activelaziness?A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.5. What is height of Craziness?A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.6. What is height of Forgetfulness?A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.7. What is height of Stupidity?A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.8. What is height of Honesty?A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.9. What is height of Suicide?A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.10. What is height of De-hydration?A. A cow giving milk powder

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What if Bioinformatics people start producing moviesSome Film titles may be like these :1. BLAST To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!2. Meri Gene Tumhare Paas Hai3. Aao Database Search Kare4. Bioinformatician No.15. Mera Naam Tool Developer6. PERL Wale Job Le Jayenge7. Hum Apke Genome Mein Rehte Hein8. Do Sequence Baarah Hit9. Tera Ligand Chal Gaya10. Har Din Jo Modeling Karega11. Genbank Ke Us Paar12. Proteomics Koi Khel Nahi13. Jish Desh Mein Day Hoff Rehta Hai14. Raju Ban Gaya Information Officer .!15. PDB Ek Numbari Structure Dus Numbari16. GCG Karo Sajana18. Naukar NCBI Ka19. 1942 -- A KEGG Story20. Kaho Na Docking Hai21. Algorithm Se Program Tak22. Haan Maine Bhi ClustalW Kiya Hai23. GeneScan Karke Dekho24. Alignment Apna Sequence Parayi25. MunnaBhai Bioinformatician

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Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.

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NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.However, on the day of our launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.Finally, there was an Indian scientist who offered to help. The NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything."Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right" said the Indian scientist. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway."Bring it back to vertical position" the Indian said. The engineers did."Now start the engines" he said. And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do. He replied - "It is very simple. This is what we always do with our scooters in India".

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Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,Ruk gayi hawa,Gir gaye galib…wah wah…wah wahTeri dosti ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujala nazar ata hai...sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai... Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABAShahJahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,Har Meenar Ko Dekha,Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,Har Khidki Se Dekha...Aur Bola...Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!You r my sweet SONA , I don't want u KHONA , I want a place in your heart's KONA , Otherwise i will start RONA , Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA