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Since Amitabh Bachchan''''s contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati has expired, here are a few new auditions for the show.NANA PATEKAR: Jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. Galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.SHATRUGHAN SINHA: Khamosh! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga.DHARMENDRA: Galat jawab! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga.AMRISH PURI: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua!SANJAY DUTT: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikne tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar eech phod dalega.MITHUN CHAKRAWORTY: Eeyaeech! Tu audience poll karega? Aye, yahan ke public ke paas time nahin hai. Kya nahin hai? Time nahin hai.JEETENDRA: Lekin kyoon? (groan) Aap aisa kyoon kar rahe hai? (whine) Aap kabhi bhi game chod kar jaa sakte hai.